pigs

[bobtheturkey]

do they eat bacon?

[gucciman]

pigs will eat anything, including humans, apprently there have been instances in the past of people disposing of bodies by throwing them in with the pigs. a farmer once told me that if a pig bites you it will not stop until its teeth shut, they are very big powerful animals

[dotjhawkes]

They also eat their young after farrowing if they become distressed or agitated. :(

[lankeela]

Wasn't there an outbreak of foot and mouth caused by a pig eating a discarded ham sandwich somewhere in East Anglia?

[lankeela]

Sorry, apparently it was swine fever, not foot and mouth. The pig was in a field beside a footpath in Norfolk. The story was never proven though.

[Lonnie]

There have been reports by people that have, for whatever reason, have eaten human flesh, that it is not much different from Pork, this would, I suppose, be because both are omnivorous by nature.

[doomey!]

pigs also eat turkeys.

[logman]

Yes absolutely, when it comes to the castration chore, they will waste no time at all golloping up their own testicles..

[rinkytink]

Excellent Quote from Snatch:

Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?

Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a ********. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".