I’d been suffering from really bad pains in my bum and my mate recommended I shove tea leaves up my @rse cos her Gran said it works., & do it three times a day, as I found creams were useless.
I did this for a week but no change. I had no choice but to go to the doctors. I bent over and he examined me for some time before saying, “There are two things to say here. One is that you have a bad case of piles,
and the other is; you are going to go on a long journey.”