Cannot Work Today

[excelsior-1]

In the morning Tom calls to his boss:
- Good morning, boss, unfortunately I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my both hands and legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work."

The boss replies:
- You know Tom, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that.

2 hours later Bob calls:
- Boss, I followed your advise, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, your wife is great in bed

[mushroom25]

i'm confused by the sudden arrival of Bob.

[mahonia]

Maybe, mushroom25, after his experience with the boss's wife Tom felt like a new man

[excelsior-1]

oh alright!
i made a typo

[Jemisa]

Tom or Bob it still works for me. A goodie Excel... :)

Jem.

[starone]

Well, it made me laugh whatever his name is.