This Bloke Is....

[Jemisa]

... sitting in a pub, absolutely drooling at a pretty young thing
in her short, pink mini-dress. Using the time honoured ice breaker, he
sends her a drink.
"How lucky am I," he thinks, as she gets up to come & sit next to him.
They strike up a wonderful conversation.

Finally the girl turns to him and says, "Look, you seem like a really
nice bloke, so I have to tell you that I'm a working girl. I get two
hundred pounds for what you think you'll ply out of me with drinks"
He replies, "I have no problem with the money but, since you were so
straight forward I must tell you that when I reach a climax , I go nuts. I
bite scratch, kick, punch, pull hair, break
furniture, and just plain destroy the place."

"Oh my God! How long does that last?" she asked.

"Just until I get my two hundred quid back," he replied.

[marval]

lol