The Safe Thread - Pussy Cats Are Cute

[SIRandyraven]

In order to protect this thread from deletion, only replies discussing cute bunny rabbits and kittens is permitted.

No arguments.
No differences of opinion.
No risky humor allowed.
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[DJHawkes]

what's a XFM? shurrup

[nungate]

Please don't mention those rabbits Neti. It takes me back to when I was shopping in Edinburgh with my daughter and she spooted some nice undies in Ann Summers so she went in to try them on, and I waited outside the changing room whereupon I spotted stacks of the things piled up beside me! I went Oh my God! and she put her head round the curtain so what I was sitting beside collapsed into giggles - I couldn't get out of there quick enough and I'm never shopping with her for undies again. I keep getting into trouble when I do ----- we mustn't mention the Bravissimo incident either..

[lady-janine]

awwww you are such a cute furry softie. mwah.

[maggiebee]

My pussy cat and I often share a bunny rabbit stew. Lovely with a bottle of red.

[lady-janine]

vlooming wabbits are liable to shot in my garden. the bigger and fluffier the better.

[lady-janine]

sorry to get shot

[mrs_overall]

Am I allowed to mention tortoises?
I had one once. One minute is was happily munching food on the lawn and the next I found it dead with its head chewed off by maggots.
It didn't ease the pain when my dad helpfully suggested I could use it as a paperweight!

[DaisyNonna]

If I were the only doe in the world
And you were the only buck
............

[SpikeyBush]

My cat is very partial to rabbit. I also enjoyed the rabbit risotto I had in Milan last year. Not so keen on hare, one of the big buggers jumped out in front of me when I was driving through Monaghan at a fair old pace. Made sh1te of my front bumper. Made more sh1te of the hare though!

[society]

So this is the safe haven thread? Ok then...

[cupid04]

lol at nebitza.[previous page] xx