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carrust | 18:05 Sun 12th May 2013 | Jokes
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Englishman, Irishman, Welshman & Scotsman were captured by the Taliban, & were to to be executed.

They were each given a last wish.

Scotsman..I would like a 1,000 bagpipers & drummers as mine.

Irishman..I would like a 1,000 river dancers as mine.

Welshman..Please could I have a 1,000 strong male voice choir from the valleys.

Englishman..I would like to be shot first !!!
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who can blame him?
Philistine, where's Samson when you need him?
And what's wrong with Welsh choirs?xx
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There is a similar story, but they were each given the choice HOW they wished die and the last one chose 'Old age'.
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You can put tap dancers on the list as well! :-)
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And yodelers
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And barbershop choirs

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