Some funny animal jokes for you

JonnyBoy12 | 20:23 Sun 02nd Oct 2011 | Jokes

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A lion walked into a restaurant and ordered a steak. When asked how he would like it done he replied he would not like it cooked at all. Why was this?

He liked roar meat!

Why have giraffes got such a small appetite?

Because with them a little goes a long way!

What have monkeys and chainsaws got in common?

They both f*ck up trees!

Why did the dolphin without a mate commit suicide?

Because his life lacked porpoise!

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OH dear time for bed.

BOO..geroff yer rubbish!!!!!!

Why do elephants paint themselves green? It's good camouflage on snooker tables.

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