Why Is He Still Allowed On The Roads ?

[bazwillrun]

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/he-was-lucky-he-didnt-die--george-michael-fell-out-of-speeding-car-onto-m1-motorway-according-to-eye-witness-8625021.html

with his driving
record (pun intended)

how did he fall out, surely he had a seatbelt on...or did he ?
even if he loosened it to do the door HTF do you fall out ?

[ludwig]

// I'm surprised the Sun didn't run this story with the headline..."Scrape Me Up Before You Go Go" //

Not quite elvis, but very very close.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4935890/george-michael-fell-out-of-car-on-m1.html

[mikey4444]

Both my parents died from cancer, my Mum from breast cancer. But I never saw the need to take drugs or commit an act of gross indecency in a public toilet though.

[ludwig]

// Run that past me again, how is this going to kill someone - apart from the person falling out of the car? //

People swerving, braking hard to avoid him, or hitting him could cause a very nasty accident. If you don't believe me try throwing a sack of spuds out of the car on the busy M1 at speed and see the 'fun' that ensues.

[douglas9401]

Admirable restraint Mr 4444

[ludwig]

// He's never gonna dance again. //

..mangled feet have got no rhythm.

[ludwig]

If he's got any sense he'll use the opportunity to release a cover version of the Bachman Turner Overdrive classic 'Roll on down the highway'.