A Wife Wakes Up.....

[excelsior-1]

...in the middle of the night around 4am, her husband is missing from the bed, but she sees a light on coming from the hallway.
She walks into the kitchen an finds him there sitting at the table with an open beer that hasn't been drank.
She says, "Honey, what's up?"
The husband turns and looks at her, "you remember when we were having sex in my car and your father caught us and said, 'son, I'm the chief of police, and you better marry my daughter, or I'll have you locked up for 20 years!"
The wife glowingly replies, "of course I remember"
The husband says "well, I would have been released today"

[pixie373]

Lol

[marval]

lol