What Are Some Useful Phrases Or Words To Ask For Directions?

[Intellectual]

What phrases can I ask passers in London to ask for directions?

Phrases like :

Can you show me where we are on the map?
Excuse me, how do you get to...?
Is it far from here?
Is it within walking distance?

If you have others in mind, feel free to write them.

[EcclesCake]

Where's the nearest boozer/cashpoint/dealer?

[snags]

The Ed has left the office early and gone to the park to sit in the sun I presume...

[EcclesCake]

Is there a back passage nearby where I can relieve myself?

[snags]

Blimey eccles... is Intellectual Greek?

[smoneybags]

Intellectual, judging by some of the stupi, unhelpful answers people have posted, I would get yourself a good phase book

[smoneybags]

*stupid*

[snags]

''I would get yourself a good phase book''

What an absolutely brilliant idea. Surprised no one else thought of suggesting it.

[sherrardk]

As they say 'ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer' (don't know who 'they' are).

[maggiebee]

You seem to have all the phrases you would need. If your spoken English is like your written, I can't see any problems.

[Mamyalynne]

Intellectual has gone for a lie down.

[tonyav]

Wheres the M1, Northbound.

[baza]

can you tell me where I can buy a Rumanian/English phrase book.

[malagabob]

Wheres the nearest benefit office? Do you earn much selling Big Issue?