The Other Evening...

[excelsior-1]

.....I was having dinner with Garry Kasparov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

[marval]

Was pawn salad on the menu?

[jim360]

I'm heading off for an early bed... good knight mate!

[baza]

any stinking bishop on the menu?

[Graham-W]

Was it Chinese? You could always rook on the bright side.

[AlwaysConfused]

marval, I bet it was King Pawn salad

[whiskeryron]

I'm board with this already

WR.

[Svejk]

It has gone a bit stale,mate.

[candysherbet]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha that's a good one.Ha ha ha ha ha