Text Codes For A Senior Citizen

[LochNessMonster]

Here is some for us to get going.

ATD - At the doctors
BTW - Bring the wheelchair
BYOT - Bring your own teeth
LMDO - Laughed my dentures out
ROFLACGU - Rolling on floor laughing and can't get up

[gness]

When I am going away with my friends I text the kids:

TLOT....Tena Ladies on Tour.

[shoota]

If another one goes would that be elevena ladies on tour?

[gness]

Shoota...at our age we are worried about numbers decreasing....when we first started these trips we were TOT....

Tarts on Tour.......x

[mikey4444]

BCFTV...***, can't find the viagra
AWNATDC..Are we nearly at the day centre ?
WAYAMWTPMI..Why are you asking me who the Prime Minister is ?

[parkie]

DYKWMNI-Do you know what my name is?
HYEYB- Have you emptied your bowels?
IJMATN-I just moonied at the nurse.

[DaisyNonna]

LMSOH Lost my sense of humour. Not funny Loch.

[bibblebub]

WAY - who are you?

[maggiebee]

Loch Ness - good one, but I can think of some junkies round here that these would fit perfectly!!

[ChillDoubt]

WIHN - What in heaven's name

WFHH - Waiting for Home Help

MOWLA - Meals on Wheels late again

WCF - Warden Controlled flat

[Ann]

BFF - Best Friends Funeral
DWI - Driving While Incontinent
OMG - Ouch, My Gout!
FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LOL - Living on Lipitor
OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
TTYL - Talk to You Louder
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
WTP - Where's the Prunes
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

[Baldric]

TNMSFPAN

The nights must simply fly past at Nessies

[LochNessMonster]

LFT - Looking for teeth
DTW - During the war
OTB - Off to Bingo
IND - In my day