The ambitious coach of a girls track team gives the squad steroids. The team’s performance soars. They win the town sports, then the county sports , and eventually national championship.
A few days before the international grand finals, Penelope, a 16-year-old hurdler visits her coach and says, “Coach, I have a problem.
Hair is starting to grow on my chest.” “WHAT?” the coach says in a panic, “How far down does it go?” Penelope replies,
“Down to my testicles.
.. That’s something else I want to talk to you about.”