Even more suggestions......

[uosdwiSJ3WOH]

Hello suckers! Can I make a suggestion? Go on! Please! Please!

Marge thinks I should contact someone from Irania and ask them if they want to buy some of Mr. Burns' products. Is this a good idea? Any suggestions will be welcome.

Is that what you mean by a suggestion, Mr. Turkey.

Gobble Gobble. Hee Hee.

[uosdwiSJ3WOH]

Sorry Bob, I spent your surname wrong. It's Mr. Theturkey isn't it? Doh!

[uosdwiSJ3WOH]

I even spelt spelt wrong.

[honkytonkgal]

Homer you been on the beer again?

[dotjhawkes]

Hello Homer, did u win the euro millions?

[uosdwiSJ3WOH]

Sorry guys. I've just been outside trimming the hedge and didn't notice Marge on the lounger nearby. Her hair is now half of what it was. Marge not very happy. Doh!

That's it from Homer Simpson, News At Ten, the tree-house, Springfield.

Mmmmmmmm. Duff beeeeeeeeeer.

[uosdwiSJ3WOH]

Hello Dot. With you, the world is my Lobster.

We don't have the Euro Lottery in Springfield Dot, but Bart won an elephant instead of taking the $10,000 prize. Aaawwwww! If he'd have taken it, we could have been millionaires.

Hello honkeytonk. Beer? Ooo you are awful, but I like you!

[honkytonkgal]

wow homer u still green or is it all the beer you have drank lol

[dotjhawkes]

good point honkytonk!

[uosdwiSJ3WOH]

I was banned AGAIN last week. So I had to sign up AGAIN this week. Hiya Dot! What's it like in Wigwam then? Isn't that where you live? Atherton. I know that place.

[dotjhawkes]

My 4 x great grandmother came from Atherton, her father had a shop there that sold nails! Ridgeways. Wigan is growing all the time, the footie is good, plus they are building a whole new Debenhams just so that i can annoy even more customers! lol