I'm Not Saying She's Easy But...

[Jemisa]

She's been on her knees more times than The Pope
She's been laid on more kitchen floors than lino.
She's done more screwing than Black and Decker.
She's responsible for more merry men than Robin Hood.
She's turned more tricks than Harry Houdini.
She's been boarded more times than The Queen Mary.
She's been mounted more often than Trigger.
She's been involved with more animals than Rolf Harris
She's entertained more troops than Bob Hope.
She's been at more bedsides than Dr. Kildare.
She's been turned more ways than Rubik's Cube.
She's spent more time under men than barstools.
She's seen more traffic than the Dartford Bridge.
She's had more turnovers than Pancakes on Shrove Tuesday.
She's been under more sheets than the Ku Klux Klan.
She's had more marines land on her than on the Normandy Beaches
Her body has been declared a national recreation area.
Her diaphragms come with a service contract.
Her gynecologist entered her in the Grand Canyon look-alike contest.
Her pantyhose has a cat flap.
She was hospitalised for six months when a lorry driver mistook her
for theChannel Tunnel.

[Quoi]

oh dear Jem you forgot the standard one ........ she's had more p***ks than a second hand dartboard

[Fanriffic]

These are great put downs Jemisa.

She uses her knickers for ankle warmers.

[Grimaldi]

The last one was stretching things a bit far!

[mccfluff]

"She's been mounted more often than Trigger"

does he know??

[Quoi]

I like the sound of her........ dont suppose you have a contact number eh?

[Svejk]

How do you know when she's having an orgasm?
She drops her chips.

[craft1948]

I quite like number 4...............

[tonyav]

She's had more P****s than a pin cushion.

[tonyav]

It's like Pi**ing up an entry.

[AndiFlatland]

She was only a welder's daughter, but she had acetylene legs.
I know there are loads more, but I can't think of 'em right at the moment.

[Jemisa]

I'm sure there are loads more... I'm relying on you lot to add more. Just how many can you think of?

Fan, you're my BA today.

jem

[Fanriffic]

Thanks Jem :o)
Here's another one:

...her knickers are up and down more than a fiddlers elbow.