How Do You Get? Part Two.

[Spoonboy]

Hello joke fans.

Q: How do you get 27 lions into a match-box?

Thanks in advance. Spoony.

[tonyav]

Hang on while I paws for thought.

[The Builder]

Take the matches out first ........................ ;o)

[tonyav]

I'm not getting the mane gist of this this, Spoony.

[vulcan42]

With a whip and chair.

[Spoonboy]

I shall award Tonyav the best answer because both threads made me laugh more. But, if you saw my earlier question on this (Q: How do you get 15 elephants into a match-box? A. You take the matches out), then the logical answer would be, you fit 27 lions into a match-box by taking out the elephants. Thank you everyone for taking part. A PSA goes to Tonyav.

[Spoonboy]

spoony award and all.

[tonyav]

Thank you very much, Spoony.

[Spoonboy]

My pleasure Tony. You can add PSA after your name :-))

[murraymints]

No no no ..you take out the elephants...25 lions eat the elephants then the ...remaining lions have a knock out duel till one survives the others having also been eaten...then the surviving lion has the matchbox all to itself !..seemples !!!

[Spoonboy]

They'd be perplexed (I can't use the rear end word I'd like to) if the lions were vegetarian, MM! Except, of course, the elephants, as they ARE vegetarian!!

[murraymints]

Now spoon you be very very silly boy now...elephants no eat lions..lions eat eleffumps... !

[Spoonboy]

Chatsworth, my vegetarian lion would disagree with you MM. He eats only vegetarians!

But if an effalump likes meat the veggie lion is that word I cannot put.