I have just had the most hideous 3 hours of my life.
Searching for and having to apply for injunctive relief for a missing body
Threatening the ex with court proceedings when she won't let us have contact
No landline or broadband due to power outtage (and having to deal with Indian call centre - omg - at one point I handed the phone to Mr BM in sheer frustration saying "you ******* deal with it")
All burglar alarms in the area sounding constantly
Hedgehog turns up during difficult conversation with relative of deceased (see above) and there is naff all I can do about it cos I am trying to be sensitive - hedgie has now disappeared
The bottle of wine with my name on it is simply not big enough.
I'm here.............with a large bottle of Bombay Sapphire. Go and have a long soak in the bath and sing I Will Survive at the top of your voice, swiftly followed by Fernando.