There are four types of sex, HOUSE SEX after you first get married you have sex all over the house.BEDROOM SEX, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FVCK YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fvck you in the divorce court in front of many people and take you for every fvcking penny...