Confucius Said All That? :)

[Jemisa]

Confucius Say : It's OK to let a fool kiss you; but don't let a kiss fool you .

Confucius Say : A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise .
Confucius Say : It is better to lose a lover than love a loser .

Confucius Say : Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy .

Confucius Say : Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax doesn’t know if he's coming or going .
Confucius Say : A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts .

Confucius Say : Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, and you lose interest .

Confucius Say : Viagra is like Disneyland ... a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride
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Confucius Say : It is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want .

Confucius Say : A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it .

[marval]

lol, good one Jem

[excelsior-1]

Very good - here are some he did not say....

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Sayings/Jokes/Question1262239.html....

[Jemisa]

Blimey excel I had no recollection of sending that & I would have denied it if I hadn't have seen it in black & white.To think it was just 6 months ago too.. remarkable.
I was sure I had all my marbles too, it seems I've lost a few along the way, Damn!.

jem

[excelsior-1]

huh?

[Chipchopper]

Confucius Say : Woman who cook meat and peas in same pot ... Vely unhygienic!