Was On A Bit Of A Downer

[albaqwerty]

lack of finances, the usual that we all endure.

However, Mr Alba has cheered me up. Oh, do behave. :-)
He was supposed to take a load of washing to his dad's, forgot it, so I shoved that in our clapped out machine. He came back for it, but took a different load, so whilst I was getting that sorted, asked him to get the soap power ready.
'Where is it' he asks
I just muttered under my breath :-D

[wendilla]

lol but it is true what Sqad says .I tell my daughter these were the good old days and she says what would you do now without your computer .

[albaqwerty]

Sqadlet, and for that, I'm keeping my basque on
:-D

[wendilla]

A basque Alba the mind boggles.

[Sqad]

alba.......I bloody hate basques.........even worse on women.

[Mamyalynne]

She means Liberty Bodice.

[Canary42]

It always makes me chuckle when all these gullible ladies really believe that men are incapable of domestic tasks. Keep it up chaps, they'll never twig.

[Baldric]

What's a Posser? it's not a word I've come across before!

[lady-janine]

ooooohh squaddie - but you look so gorgeous in your pink and silver one - so sparklie!!

[humbersloop]

early days with mr sloop, he rang to ask me if I wanted anything from the shops on his way in:
yes, can you pick up some bay leaves
long pause, then the reply
er, do they come in tins?

[nannybooby]

oh Squad shame on you ! Your mummy never dragged you up proper. It isn't the eleventh commandment Man shall not help about the house.
So glad I was never shackled to a dinosaur like you ! We all help out there are no pink and blue jobs in this house and never have been

[albaqwerty]

wish I hadn't said that now, reminds me of the punchline of a joke about keeping all your basques in one exit :-D


Mamya, surely there was nothing liberating about a liberty bodice?

Squadlet, any thoughts about letting the air flow around nether regions for health benefits ?

[Sqad]

alba........LOL.....you see to the washing and i will attend to your "nether regions."

[arwyn]

Canary, is it just an act? ha ha. He swears he's trying to learn. He even bragged that he now knows which one's the washer lol.

[Wharton]

There's a rat scuttling about behind the skirting board, right ladies "On you go and get it". Aye right!!

[Sqad]

On a Sunday, I would give the "old lady" a treat, I would take her with me to the pub and get her settled outside on a seat with a packet of cheese and onion crisps and a half of lager, before i went back in for a drink with the lads.

[albaqwerty]

Rats I can handle, mice nah, no :-)

Half a lager I'd swallow in a flash, I got a deep sea swallow.
swollow? Deep throat? ach, whichever.

You lot really do cheer me up no end xxx