Lettuce....!

[berniecuddles]

A man walks into the doctor's office with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his bum.
The doc takes one look and he says, "Jeeze, it looks like we have one hell of a problem here. " The guy responds "this is just the tip of the iceberg."

[Svejk]

Groan.

[Chipchopper]

Get dressed ;-)

[Peter Pedant]

Bernie Love it

Many thanks

it has had a few outings this week - ear and underpants spring to mind
but some of these jokes are - - - - evergreen
or will neva wilt.

Ze Fransh av a word for it - comedie de repetition

[cupid04]

Lettuce alone, lol!

[Tilly2]

It needs a rocket to remove it.

[Svejk]

Cos it ought to be removed.

[Tilly2]

That's a little gem, Sweety!