A Woman Is...

[cupid04]

A woman is confiding in a friend. 'I have an orgasm every time I sneeze,'
she whispers. 'The doctor told me the condition could be contagious.'
'Goodness!' her friend replies. 'I don't suppose you fancy a quick snog?'

[excelsior-1]

is she taking pepper for it?

[triffic]

And her confidante said.. geeze it must be terrible if you suffer from hay fever