Wife Vs. Husband:

[McMouse]

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position..
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'

[marval]

lol