The Garden Of Eden - A Poem

[starone]

First, the Lord made man
In the garden of Eden,
Then he said to himself,
"There's something he's needing."

After casting about for a suitable pearl,
Kept messing around and created a girl.
God named this creation 'woman'
And he gave her . . . .

Two beautiful legs, so long and so tender,
A beautiful waist so slim and so slender,
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
Rounded and firm to bring out the fire.

Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes as she whips it around,
Two lovely arms just waiting to bless you,
with two loving hands to soothe and caress you.

Soft cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
With two dreamy eyes to make him grow bolder,
Two beautiful lips so warm and inviting
God knew that the man would find it exciting

She was made for a man to make his heart sing -

Then he added vocal chords and ruined the whole thing!

[frugalfred]

LOL! I find that duck tape over the gob helps.

[marval]

lol

[frugalfred]

I also use gaffer tape - just to show who's boss.