Top Ten Reasons....

[CailinDeas]

David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons why Golf is better than Sex...

#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.
#09... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#08... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#07... Foursomes are encouraged.
#06... You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#05... Three times a day is possible.
#04... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone
else.
#03... If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.
#02... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're
finished.
And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex......
#01... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!

[marval]

lol

[Psybbo]

BUT it's that hole in one that bothers me

[DTCwordfan]

and my girlfriend likes washing my balls.......

[tonyav]

I hate it though when the shaft gets slippy.

[DaisyNonna]

Best of both worlds. Foreplay.

[excelsior-1]

and it won't hurt if i break my niblick