No to all of the questions, but I use an epilator instead of waxing. I don't buy anything expensive but I do go to the hairdressers every five weeks to have my colour touched up.
I usually wear mascara and sometimes eyeliner and eyebrow pencil, but I can leave home without it. I can't leave home without my mobile phone.
This is a reassuring thread, because if you listened to the TV adverts you'd think most women were covered in make-up and expensive products, but in reality the majority of us aren't like that. So I'm glad I'm not the only one.