Chat Up Lines

[lightbulb247]

Whats the worst chat up line you have ever used or heard?

[baza]

get you coat you've pulled. Got to be the worst.

[tonyav]

Are you going out on the pull, lightbulb ?. and no thats not a chat up line.

[grasscarp]

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me

[dizmouk2009]

I think the worst one ever has to be "Here's 10p for the phone, tell your mum you're not coming home tonight". The reply nowadays would probably be 'F**k off, I've got a mobile you ugly bas***d'.

[Nay37]

Heaven must be missing an angel because there is and angel standing in front of me. YUK!

[Dee Sa]

mickey flanagan's one - did it hurt when you fell from heaven !

[squarebear]

"I may not be Fred Flinstone but I bet I can make your bedrock"

One of my friends once said to a girl, "Is that a mirror in your knickers because I can see my face in there tonight". She replied, "No thanks. There's already one a**ehole in there!"

[dizmouk2009]

squarebear: That made me chuckle :)

[mccfluff]

do you come here often

[society]

Nice dress! Can I talk you out of it?

If you were a lolly I would be licking you all night!

[squarebear]

Nice legs. What time do they open?

[society]

Was your father a mechanic? Because every time I look at you, my nuts tighten.

[andy-hughes]

Was your dad a thief, because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

That dress would look nice on my bedroom floor.

And ones I quite like (but would never dream of saying!) -

Do you like group sex? No, me neither, just you and me then?

Fancy a bonk? OK, do you mind lying down while I have one?

Here's an asprin. You haven't got a headache? Great - let's have sex!

Pick a number between one and ten ... wrong, the answer was ..., let's have sex.

[pusskin]

Marry me and you'll never have too work again!

I've never worked so flipping hard in my life.

[Tilly2]

I think my definition of 'chat up' must be different from most other people's judging by some of the lines on here.

[homedeeth]

My face is leaving in ten minutes, be on it

[RATTER15]

You dont smell to bad for a fat bird!

On a scale of one to ten, I'd give you one.

[ClaryS]

The chat up line that stays in my mind was ' by lass you've got a good set of legs on you' -it worked -we've been married 22 years.