Italian

[marval]

An Italian American man is very self-conscious about his height, or lack thereof.

His friends always steer clear of the subject.

One day, he and a friend went to lunch at a Subway shop.

"I'll take the Italian," he said to the guy behind the counter. "Salami, Provolone, and peppers."

"Do you want a full or half one?" came the reply.

"Ah... give me a half," he says.

After placing their orders, they took their seats.

A few minutes later, the man grimaced when he heard...

"Small Italian, your order is up!"

[Svejk]

Hope it wasn't Harvey Keital.

[Baldric]

^^Italian?

Keitel was born in the New York City borough of Brooklyn, the son of Miriam (née Klein) and Harry Keitel, Jewish immigrants from Romania and Poland.

[Svejk]

Yes, but he often played little italian psychopaths, Baldric.
Sigh!

[Svejk]

I rather expected some pedant to point out I spelt his name wrong, as I realised a nano-second after pressing submit. ;)

[Baldric]

Yes I know (huge Sigh)
however
//Although he frequently plays U.S. Italian characters, Keitel is of Polish and Romanian Jewish heritage//
;-)

[Svejk]

(Treble sigh) I wasn't suggesting he goes around shooting waiters in real life.
Now, Robert De Niro, that's a different matter.

[tonyav]

Well 'Mean Streets' does have a lot to answer for ;-)

[carrust]

Come on sweaty get it 'king right 1st time:-)

[tonyav]

LOL.

[Svejk]

You talking to me. ;)

[Svejk]

"You think I'm funny,tony. Am I funny ha-ha or am I just funny"
(Something like that,anyway)