Crotch Sniffing!!!

[friedgreentomato]

Colin has started crotch sniffing!!

He has just turned 11 months old and is neutered, is it some sort of puberty?

How can I stop it?

Cheers in advance

[Psybbo]

Barmaid, I don't think you have a dog so who are you saying a firm 'no' to?

[Mamyalynne]

I am still giggling at Boxy wiping her guests crotch areas down as they enter the house.


Sorry , wibble....lol

[FredPuli43]

Quite BM. But I was really thinking of dogs. (It does work with me too, though).

[friedgreentomato]

OK I can see that thanks to Barmaid that this has collapsed from a sensible thread!!

Yes he is a lab, another thing to notch up to labs then!

Boxy stop wiping your guests boxes please!!

[boxtops]

No no, I don't do it MYSELF..... the guests have to do it, I wouldn't presume :-)

[aelmpvw]

apparently a dog's sense of smell is 100,000 times better than a humans ... you'd think they would steer clear of crotches wouldn't you?

[Barmaid]

I'm sorry. I'll retreat. although I will do so laughing.

(Sniggers and leaves)

[Brinjal]

My sil has two ridge backs one male one female. The male is fine but the female is a nightmare. Straight for the crotch every time. And if one is wearing a skirt the nose is straight up and under the skirt and if not quick enough she will give a nip.

[douglas9401]

You might want to hold off on stopping him, friedgreentomato. For some of us it's all we're getting. :P

[Slapshot]

FGT...this has to be the best thread title in ages... hope you solve the problem

[Slapshot]

I'm afraid this thread rereminded me of this.... ( please assume retired bloke) soz FGT ;)

Yesterday I was at my local Sainsbury's store buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my sisters dogs and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little
to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting
the Winalot Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended
up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 2 stone before I woke up in intensive
care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two
every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works
well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that
practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food
poisoned me I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's
arse and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard. I'm now banned from Sainsbury's.

Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of daft things to say.

[pixie373]

LOL! That's brilliant, slappy! I so wish you lived round here. Think you'd liven the place up x

[Slapshot]

Thanks pixie.... where's around here??

[pixie373]

South Bucks? If you are around here, let me know when you next go shopping and I'll turn up for the entertainment. That is going to make me snigger foolishly all day now!

[aelmpvw]

good job it wasn't a yorkie Slapshot, you wouldn't have lived to tell the tale