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Medical X Two
An old man strode in to his doctors office and said, "Doctor, the pharmacist said to tell you to change my prescription and to check the prescription you've been giving to Mrs. Smith."
"Oh, he did, did he?" the doctor shot back.
"And since when does the pharmacist second guess a doctor's orders?"
The old man says, "Since he found out I've been on birth control pills since February."
Grandma Jones from the valley had never experienced a sick day in her life, so she didn't take it kindly when a bad case of flu sent her to the hospital for observation.
By the time a pair of young doctors came to see Grandma in her bed, she had managed to complain about everything: the temperature, the lights, the skimpy gown, the food and the mattress, especially, the mattress.
Suddenly, Grandma spotted a small plastic item with a button, attached to a cord.
"What's that?" she demanded.
"If you need anything in the middle of the night, Grandma," said one of the doctors, "just press that button."
"What does it do, ring a bell?" she asked.
"No, it turns on a light in the hall for the nurse on duty," the doctor replied.
"A light in the hall?" responded Grandma.
"Look, I'm the sick one around here. If the night nurse needs a light on in the hall, she can get up and switch it on herself."
"Oh, he did, did he?" the doctor shot back.
"And since when does the pharmacist second guess a doctor's orders?"
The old man says, "Since he found out I've been on birth control pills since February."
Grandma Jones from the valley had never experienced a sick day in her life, so she didn't take it kindly when a bad case of flu sent her to the hospital for observation.
By the time a pair of young doctors came to see Grandma in her bed, she had managed to complain about everything: the temperature, the lights, the skimpy gown, the food and the mattress, especially, the mattress.
Suddenly, Grandma spotted a small plastic item with a button, attached to a cord.
"What's that?" she demanded.
"If you need anything in the middle of the night, Grandma," said one of the doctors, "just press that button."
"What does it do, ring a bell?" she asked.
"No, it turns on a light in the hall for the nurse on duty," the doctor replied.
"A light in the hall?" responded Grandma.
"Look, I'm the sick one around here. If the night nurse needs a light on in the hall, she can get up and switch it on herself."
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