Caption Competition, November 21

[excelsior-1]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_29DWeWeHZq8/TEPIpL69SJI/AAAAAAAABRg/tslLoqZl9Bg/s1600/Bosphorus+swimming+race.jpg

[anaxcrosswords]

Same guy, talking to the bloke on his left:
"This guy on my right - a bit short, isn't he?"

[anaxcrosswords]

Same guy again, grabbing all the punchlines:
"Yeah, but on the plus side he can't swim"

[Baldric]

Well, and who's a Big Boy then?

[DaisyNonna]

He was head and shoulders above the rest of the competitors.

[Bazile]

Lads , what's the weather like , down there ?

[vulcan42]

"What do you mean, he's standing in a hole?"

[anaxcrosswords]

Ok mum - [i]now[/i] can you see me?

[anaxcrosswords]

Flippin italics.
No, that's not a caption.

[Baldric]

Nigel just couldn't understand that you don't need to be mounted to play Water Polo.

[marval]

Psst, how many budgies are you smuggling?

[pixie373]

Thank you, excel! x