Good Evening and Welcome To Nungate Towers for this evenings Mad Over Fifties Club.
This Evenings Tailcock is 'The Fez' (glasses come complete with little Fez hats) an Ode to Matt Smith. Its a lovely warming concoction if I say so myself so enjoy. On the Hot Plate we have 'The Chip Shop Selection' Fish, Sausages Puddings, Pies and all the lovelies you'd get down the chip (salt and sauce optional) the usual voly vents and canopies are also available. On the Pudding Trolley we have mini cornettos, magnums and viennetta's and also mini arctic rolls. The Tone Deafs are having their instruments re-tuned so they have found a Karaoke Machine so we can all have a sing song with them. The Hot Tub is as usual bubbling away. It has been a bit cold of late so tonight's available activities are Ice Skating on the Lake - skates and hats and gloves are available for hire. We also have Ice Carving in the Cool Room with Aunty Freeze - she's a truly 'cool' woman! The Games Room is also open if you don't fancy a cold evening ahead.
Last week the Rofl wasn't held and the items have been misplaced - but this evening I have
Spiced Orange and Ginger bubble bath - not spiced oranged or gingered!
Numerous Old Receipts
Tuesday's EuroMillions Ticket - not a winner
Good night Mammar, pleasant dreams, I hope to indulge in some hot chocolate myself in a little while.
Igor, I think you should address your question to the Young Madame, after all she has been in charge this evening.
I shall be retiring to my chambers shortly
Well, everyone seems to have left, Igor you can set the staff to their chores,
don't forget those on the clear up will have the morning off.
I shall be in my chambers, if you need anything.