Six Things Not To Say During Sex....

[cupid04]

1] Smile for the camera.

2] Get off me, I'll do it myself!

3]You're almost as good as my ex.

4]Erm, have you got the keys to the handcuffs?

5] Actually, let's turn the lights off.

6] Shh, my mum's a light sleeper.

[marval]

Is that woolly condom any good?