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Cookers? I do the hob. Ovens? Queenie (perverse thing she likes to clean the oven)
Garages? I organise, Mr N. carries out my orders (spatial awareness is a speciality of mine) Attics? He's in charge, he'd just take everything and dump it! Never let him near anything you treasure (he can't see the point)
And don't ask him to bring you something, you can tell him exactly where it is, and he still can't see it! Then I stomp in in high dudgeon, pick up what I sent him for, wave it in his face and stomp off again! (I think he does it deliberately!)