Let's Find Gness A Man

[mrs_overall]

Right you lot, get your thinking caps on and come up with a suitable lonely hearts ad for Gness. Why should she be allowed to enjoy the single life?
My contribution is:
Single lady of mature years with own power tools and one good leg seeks single male for companionship, trips to the theatre and DIY disasters. Must be over 4ft tall, be able to eat without needing a bib and must have own hair, eyes, teeth and all four limbs. I am willing to compromise on the teeth and limbs.

[hellywelly4]

Lovely to have you back Mrs O.
Please will you add me to the list of 'females wanting a man' - I've been on my own for 10 years and haven't met anyone who has rung my bell - my clapper doesn't work any more!!!
Merry Christmas and thank you for keeping me smiling xxxx

[maggiebee]

If there's a spare one that Gness doesn't want would you point him in by direction please?

[gness]

Hell's bells and frolicking fairies!!! Here's me trying to decide between popping my clogs and rearranging the garage and what do I find?

MrsO attempting to offload her stalker....legless stalker.... onto me....I know what you're up to!!!

Chill willing to make a sacrifice...

and Sqad pushing Ratter ahead of him... :-(

Shoota is wondering where my heart lies.....♥

And all I want is a "R............... in the cupboard" like my friend Lizzie.

For thirty years she has had a gorgeous partner....R... who lives in his own house..... "The Cupboard" and only comes out for dinners, theatre, holidays and sex.......The ideal man!!!!

[SlackAlice]

As long as he's stonedeaf and leaves the toilet lid down, why not share him?

[humbersloop]

*** in the kitchen, chef in the bedroom, seeks man who knows how to toss a salad for occasional outings

[humbersloop]

^oops, I said sl*t

[gness]

If I find a man who puts the toilet seat down...he's not for sharing!

[SlackAlice]

Oh, I forgot!

Welcome back mrs_o, a real pleasure to see you back home and posting again

☺☺☺

[SlackAlice]

"If I find a man who puts the toilet seat down...he's not for sharing! "

Mmmmmmmm..... I've got a chance then?

[gness]

;-)....xx

[whiskeryron]

Gentleman of mature years available. Own teeth fully paid for, reasonably attractive, a little unsteady on feet but tranclements still in good working order

WR.

[aelmpvw]

nice to see you back mrs_o, hope you've recovered sufficiently before gness gets her hands on you

[ChillDoubt]

We could get a tandem gness, even an electrified one if you want.
I've got dibs on the rear saddle though.......

[lady-janine]

welcome back mrs overbearing.

hmm a man for gness. would a blow up one she can get out to sit in fron of the idiot box be best? she could all her other builders, gardeners, etc., for a temporary basis then.