Canadian Joke

[magicmick]

A Newfie is visiting Texas and starts up a conversation with a Texan in a bar.

The Texan says 'where are you from? '

The Newfie says 'do you know where New York is?'

The Texan says 'sure I know NY.'

The Newfie said 'well you drive north for 6 hours, turn right go for another 3 hours,
catch a ferry for 6 hours then you are in Newfoundland.'

Tex said 'gosh that's got to be close to China'

Newfie thinks on this for a while and says 'gosh I think you are right
I workwith a Chinese guy and he goes home for dinner every day.'

[zebo]

Must be the same Texan who, when we said we were from the North of England, replied Oh, you mean Scorrtland!