Mad Over Fifties Club

[queenofmean]

Good Evening and welcome to tonights Mad Over Fifties Club. All of us at Nungate Towers hope you had a lovely Christmas.
Igor is on annual leave this weekend, he should be with us next week.
After last week's very big ball things tonight are a little low key at the towers.
Tonight's Tailcock is 'The Hoolie' a concoction that will certainly either blow you away or blow your socks off! On the Hot Plate this evening we have a mild Chicken Curry with plentiful amounts of rice, if you are looking for something lighter we have a warmed duck salad or pate with Melba Toasts. We also have the usual Canopies and Horses Doovers! On the pudding trolley we have a Triple Chocolate Mousse (no animals were hurt in the making of said mousse!)
The usual bands have other commitments this evening BUT we have brought out the Jukebox so you tonight club members are in charge of the music.
We have giant dominoes or chess set up in the games room.
The hot tub is bubbling away nicely and the minibar has been re-stocked.
For the Rofl we have
job lot of wrapping paper (used)
box of broken baubles
one glass fairy (chipped wing)
one santa suit (XS) only has one boot
selection box (empty)
Plant will be acting as butler tonight
A warm Welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals, Carriages at Midnight

[murraymints]

Tony it was hell..I had to promise big Brenda and her cousin....stigg wotsisface would return and do
.....Well..whatever.....Gawd....that place....no volly vonts...

[tonyav]

Pssssst minty, quick get in here and I'll put the panels back on you must keep quiet though.

[nungate]

No volleys? The inhumanity!

[murraymints]

On the plus....I'm now in size zero sparkly.....belle ..hide me in your bit ....don't let that ossifer in..Brenda will fit behind that cupboard in the shed...with the goats...bit smelly anyway...they won't notice...glug...glug...nice to be home ..xx Tony...watch that elbow !!

[tonyav]

Minty tell Brenda to be careful, I don't want the goats upset.

[nungate]

I have to close down and repair to my chambers, eyes are going blurry which is not a good sign, migraine in the offing I suspect time for imigran
Good night all.

Will last to leave please leave key under the mat?

[murraymints]

Tone..I heard the goats have been well ....... Neglected......that wummminn and yoo.....had a kip down there mid escape .....I saw yoooo.....and change that simmet......things standards have slipped.....slurp....

[tonyav]

G'night, nungate, hope the migraine doesn't take hold.


But minty, Queenie has looked after the goats, she loves them especially the babies.

Wasn't me you saw, honest, minty !.

[murraymints]

Babies ! Babies ! ...wots been going on ? Hope you've been to see that doctor man....I'll stay here in belle' s bit tonight.... Brenda ! Here Doon here behind Jeremy's mags.....watch that goat poo....oh too late...never mind..quick..hide...before that ossifer sees...toss a few volly vonts in tone..see your week...xxx

[tonyav]

Minty, the doc has given me a clean bill of health, see I told you it wasn't catching !.