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TWR | 11:13 Sun 26th Jan 2014 | ChatterBank
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Last Thurs in our Town we had a white van trailing our street with 6 blokes touting fish sales, would you bye knowing that fish can be one sourse.?
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If you have suspicions threaten to call the Police and see if they show a clean pair of eels.If they don't it might not be a red herring after all.
Look I had a need and he was able to fillet
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Who needs BGT When we all have talent inside us.
Where is Sandy Roe when you need him?
if they appear in my area i will plaice an order
sorry ... missed Jordyboy's post
I don't want to carp on about this bit don't tell them your name Pike or the police will arrest you for handling stolen goods,take your Dabs and you will be Floundering in a police cell with no Sole to help you!!
Factor's answer was Brill
eel have to have some bargains or he'll flounder
Since we are all getting silly
What is found in the sea and makes an offer you cant refuse? The codfather
What lies shivering on the seabed? A nervous wreck
What lies on the bottom of the sea and sings Give me the Moonlight - Frankie Prawn
Don't be so shellfish- these people are just trying to make a living
Round here they bring it in a Motorpike and sidecarp.
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."
A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted" and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time passed and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.
He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail.Looking around the gathering at the reef he realized he couldn't see his old pal.
"Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy & became a shark", came the reply.
Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted,"It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."
Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed."

"I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again, Christian!"
I bought some mussels from a man in a van once. They were good but very pricey.

I'll stick to phish food.

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