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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood at the pearly gates he saw a huge wall of clocks behind them.
He asked “What are all these clocks?”
St Peter replied “These are lie-clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie-clock. Every time you lie the hands on the clock move.”
“Oh” said the man “whose clock is that?” “That” said St Peter “ is Mother Teresa’s clock. The hands have never moved.” “Incredible” said the man, “and whose clock is that one?” St Peter replied “That is Abraham Lincoln’s, the hands have moved only twice.”
“Where’s David Cameron’s clock?” asked the man
St Peter replied “We’re using it as a ceiling fan!”
He asked “What are all these clocks?”
St Peter replied “These are lie-clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie-clock. Every time you lie the hands on the clock move.”
“Oh” said the man “whose clock is that?” “That” said St Peter “ is Mother Teresa’s clock. The hands have never moved.” “Incredible” said the man, “and whose clock is that one?” St Peter replied “That is Abraham Lincoln’s, the hands have moved only twice.”
“Where’s David Cameron’s clock?” asked the man
St Peter replied “We’re using it as a ceiling fan!”
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