Another Pun Here

[marval]

One day, two hillbillies saw something that looked like a Bigfoot.

He was all hairy except he had a sharp horn on top of his head.

"What the hell is that thing", the first hillbilly asked.

"I think it's a Bigfoot with something stuck in his head".

"Why don't you just ask me", the creature said.

Astonished, the hillbillies asked, "Do you speak the King's English?"

"Why yes, I do indeed."

"Well, what the hell are you?"

"I'm a furry with a syringe on top."

[albaqwerty]

marval, I dunno whether to hug you or slap you!
(I'll go for the hug, less chance of being slapped back - I hope)

[marval]

Marcy was married to Ed Smith. Unfortunately, she was also married to Ed Jones.

The woman was eventually caught, charged with bigamy and brought to trial.

When the incredulous judge asked how she could have done such a thing, Marcy replied.

"Well, your honour, you know they say that two Eds are better than one."

[emmie]

pixie, famous musical, song. Lovely Gordon McRae..

[marval]

Thanks alba, I would rather have a hug. I will give you a hug back.xx

[marval]

It turns out that the "Old King Cole" of nursery rhyme fame is loosely based on a 14th century ruler.

The slightly mad monarch is best known for his decree that the entire fiefdom's crop of lettuce be diced and drenched in mayonnaise.

He called it, of course, Cole's Law.