Puns 5

[excelsior-1]

My neighbour's in the guinness book of records. He's had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me. A stone's throw away, in fact

At birth my fairy godmother gave me a choice.... Long memory... Or long penis...
I forget my reply

I made some clown shoes once..that was no small feat

I used to have a job as a pantomime horse, but quit while i was a head

[marval]

I like number two.