My Dad

[excelsior-1]

The teacher said to young Tom “what do you think of your Father”
Tom said “My dad’s a hero - a horse ran loose down the High Street he caught it calmed it down and saved people from being injured, so my dad’s a hero”

The teacher said to Dick. “What do you think of your Father?”
Dick said “My dad’s a hero - a woman was drowning in the river my dad dived in gave her the kiss of life and saved her so my dad’s a hero”

The teacher said to Harry. “What do you think of your Father.”
Harry said “I have got to admit it but my dad is a coward - last weekend my mother went to stay at her sisters. My dad was that frightened he had to get the lady in from next door to sleep with him”.

[Svejk]

big baby,lol.