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excelsior-1 | 20:34 Mon 19th May 2014 | Jokes
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....some aftershave and body spray with my credit card last week

now there are a number of dodgy transactions on my account



obviously my card has now been cologned

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:-) like it
20:35 Mon 19th May 2014
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sure?
20:36 Mon 19th May 2014
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Sprry, I don't get that.
20:38 Mon 19th May 2014
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Sorry!
20:38 Mon 19th May 2014
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must have been an impulse theft.
20:40 Mon 19th May 2014
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Eau did you find out, excel.
20:41 Mon 19th May 2014
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Is there a Lynx?
20:41 Mon 19th May 2014
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Could someone explain please? I am being particularly dense, I think.
20:42 Mon 19th May 2014
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Heaven scent...
20:42 Mon 19th May 2014
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Ah, got it. Cloned! Doh!
20:42 Mon 19th May 2014
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tilly

cloned ------- cologned
20:43 Mon 19th May 2014
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this theft story hit the Chanel 5 news...
20:44 Mon 19th May 2014
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Soft and Gentle, Excel.....
20:44 Mon 19th May 2014
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Thanks, excel. I have the Lynx now.
20:45 Mon 19th May 2014
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well, i did post this on impulse
20:46 Mon 19th May 2014
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you brut, I said impulse first. ;)
21:01 Mon 19th May 2014
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Did this happen on an Evening In Paris!!
21:02 Mon 19th May 2014
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Did they say Hugo first Boss?
21:19 Mon 19th May 2014

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