Ladies Take Note

[excelsior-1]

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.

So,

If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

[Tilly2]

A sausage sandwich?

[tonyav]

No, cucumber, Yilly !.

[Svejk]

behave, tilly x

[DTCwordfan]

with two walnuts, tilly.......

[pusskin]

LOL !

[Baldric]

Go on! give him a Dog-Roll

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[Old_Geezer]

And if you see him without a sandwich ???

[shoota]

Havn't had a sandwich for yonks....

[Arksided]

Old_Geezer, Best answer Surely Lol.