The Vets Waiting Room

[Arrods]

A Great Dane and a cat are in the vets waiting room. The dog asks the cat what he's in for. The cat said he just didn't know what came over him. I was alone in the house and went berserk, scratching all the furniture, knocking over expensive ornaments and shredding the curtains. I'm here to be put down,he said with a sob. And you?

The Great Dane said his mistress had just stepped out of the bath and was leaning over to pull the plug out. I just couldn't stop myself. I pounced on her back and did it to her what I believe humans describe as 'doggy style'. So you're being put down too enquiries the cat?

No, replied the Great Dane - I'm having my nails clipped.

[jim360]

But how would that stop the dog from doing the same aga - oh...