Haggis.

[cupid04]

Did you hear about the man who gave up making haggis?

He didn't have the guts for it anymore!

[Wharton]

That's offal.

[cupid04]

Thank you, lol!

[Wharton]

Offally nice to get 'Best Answer' cupid pal. I'm heading for bed now, H&G are having a visit from the V-E-T tomorrow. I hope all is well with you and yours, God bless xx.

[cupid04]

Hope all goes well.
Pleasant dreams pal. xx

[jeffa]

Is this funny [sic] because haggis isn't actually made with animal guts? Is that the thrust of the high comedy here? Just asking, like...

[Wharton]

Aye jeffa, jist tellin' like...

[WELSHYORKIE]

Aye, some have neeps and tatties for brains