Why Did You?

[marval]

A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband.

"But why did you stab him over a hundred times?" asked the judge.

"Oh, your Honour," replied the defendant.

"I didn't know how to switch off the electric carving knife."

[berniecuddles]

sharp answer

[Peaspeculiars]

bet you could cut the atmosphere with a butter knife in their house...

[coffeeboy]

She's not the sharpest knife in the draw

[Peaspeculiars]

to be blunt, the jury did hone in on the evidence...

[marval]

I need to give you all best answer

[pixie373]

Lol!

[tonyav]

LOL, like that one marval. You are a blade aren't you.

[marval]

Yes tony, my real name is Stanley.

[tamborine]

Thats a s rated joke

[tonyav]

marval
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Yes tony, my real name is Stanley.

LOL LOL, give yourself best answer for that, marval.

[marval]

Thank you tony, but I can't.

[tonyav]

Shame that, c'us it deserves it.

[Baldric]

Did he end up with a Bob?

[marval]

Not quite

[pixie373]

A bobbitt?

[marval]

I don't think she got that low.