I Have Some Questions

[maggiebee]

I found these on an old post from 2011. The were posted by starone but I thought they were worth another airing!

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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea...
does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
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Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
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If people from Poland are called Poles, then
why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge,
would they call it Fed UP? ?
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What hair colour do they put on the
driver's licenses of bald men?
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I thought about how mothers feed their
babies with tiny little spoons and forks,
so I wondered what do Chinese mothers
use. Toothpicks?
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Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
What are we supposed to do, write to them?
Why don't they just
put their pictures on the postage stamps
so the postmen can look for them while
they deliver the mail?
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Is it true that you never really learn
to swear until you learn to drive?
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As income tax time approaches, did you
ever notice: When you put the two words
"The" and "IRS" together, it spells
“THEIRS”?
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[marval]

lol, these are still good.

[jim360]

Either FED UP or S EX?

[roger]

F*** UPS

[excelsior-1]

LOL --- had me reaching for my driving licence to find out