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[weecalf]

What is your favourite or unusal term for being a little off the wall mad.
Like the term" air getting in ".

[DTCwordfan]

My mother has just told me that, what happened in the next door neighbours chimney when their cat, Sooty, became stuck and I was sent up......

[maggiebee]

My dad used to say "thick as **** in a bottle"

[murraymints]

Numpty !

[DTCwordfan]

Now, now, minty, you can't describe maggie like that..............

[murraymints]

Numpty as in..numpty salmond....Lol...

[DTCwordfan]

emitted from tha' lips......no excuses, now.

[ChillDoubt]

Another I use often is:

As thick as a workhouse butty.

[lady-janine]

at the back door when they were giving out brains at the front one.

[RATTER15]

As maize as a handcart or as I would say being a Devonian "Mes as andcart"

[seekeerz]

A few 'roos loose in the top paddock !

[venator]

There is an apocryphal reference on Salford hospital patients' notes - NFS

meaning normal for Salford

[SpikeyBush]

Not playing with a full deck (of cards)

At the back of the queue when brains were being handed out (my dog was even worse than this - she was in the wrong queue!)

[Brinjal]

Loopy

[waterboatman]

A couple of snacks short of a barbie. Among others.

[Tilly2]

Thanks for the explanation, divebuddy. I had no idea.

[douglas9401]

Thick as mince.

[weecalf]

Just simply a want

[netibiza]

Dances to a different drumbeat (or music)

[weecalf]

thanks everyone .the most original and even your own gest best answer .Liked someone elses on another post Radio rental