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It's Wet
I’m saving up for a rainy day.
So far I’ve got a sou’wester, two raincoats and a canoe.
Tom arrives at a hotel in a Scottish village on a cold, grey, drizzly day.
The weather remains the same for two weeks.
Exasperated, Tom stops a little boy in the street.
“Does the weather here ever change?” he asks.
“I don’t know,” replies the boy. “I’m only six.”
A blonde goes over to visit one of her friends.
While she is at her friend’s house it starts to rain, so her friend suggests she spend the night at her house and go home the next day.
The blonde agrees that makes sense and goes into the den to watch TV while her friend goes upstairs to put the kids to bed.
When her friend comes downstairs, she finds the blonde coming in the front door, soaking wet.
She asks, “Where have you been?”
The blonde says, “I went home to get my pyjamas!”
So far I’ve got a sou’wester, two raincoats and a canoe.
Tom arrives at a hotel in a Scottish village on a cold, grey, drizzly day.
The weather remains the same for two weeks.
Exasperated, Tom stops a little boy in the street.
“Does the weather here ever change?” he asks.
“I don’t know,” replies the boy. “I’m only six.”
A blonde goes over to visit one of her friends.
While she is at her friend’s house it starts to rain, so her friend suggests she spend the night at her house and go home the next day.
The blonde agrees that makes sense and goes into the den to watch TV while her friend goes upstairs to put the kids to bed.
When her friend comes downstairs, she finds the blonde coming in the front door, soaking wet.
She asks, “Where have you been?”
The blonde says, “I went home to get my pyjamas!”
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